Thursday, July 10, 2008

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's I-Phone

When my son was a mere twat he would sit in front of Nickelodeon on the tube and with every passing toy commercial would turn bright-eyed and exclaim "WANT DAT!!!" At long last I understand his excitement. Since giving my beautiful wife an I-Phone for her birthday this year, and watching her drool and SQUEEEE with delight every time she uses it, I have been mad jealous wanting one for myself. Of course now, after I shelled out the $400 entry fee required to obtain said electronic orgasm, Apple lowers the price to $199. And thus is life.

All that is left to be said is WANT. DAT!!

2 comments:

Kerri said...

I, too was given the iPhone for my birthday this year. Tomorrow, the newer and better version comes out, at a lower cost. Doesn't that just figure? I WANT the NEW ONE NOW!!!

Willie G said...

Kerri: Being an Apple addict is both a blessing and a curse. I want everything they ever make. So what if I already have an iPod, I want the new one!!